Doctor: I have 2 new for you, one is good news and the other one is bad news.
Patient: What is it doctor?
Doctor: First of all, congratulation because it shows that you are getting better because you just saved your friend's life yesterday. The bad news is, the patient that you had saved died last night after we found out he hanged himself. Pity on him.
Patient: Oh really? Actually I'm the one who hanged him so that he can dry faster.