It's Already 8 Months


A woman who was pregnant for about 8 months went to a bank to pay her 3 months overdue debts.

After her turn at the counter, the officer asked about her rent that she needs to pay.

"How many months, madam?"

With bashful face, she answered.

"It's already 8 months..", while rubbing her tummy.

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Zorro, Robin Hood & Aborigine's Man


One day, there was a competition for the public to shower power using their own weapons. There were 2 participants that through to final, Zorro and Robin Hood. So they went to a forest to take a walk while finding ideas for their competition. While they were walking, they saw a very beautiful aborigine woman.

So they agreed to compete for those who win will get the woman. Then they called the woman and placed an apple on top of her head. The first man was Zorro, he moved around 50 metres from the woman and threw his sword to the apple on top of her head. Zuuupp, the apple cut into half, with pride, he said, "I AM ZORRO".

Then it's Robin's turn, he moved around 100 metres. By using his arrow, zuuppp, the apple cut into half and with pride, he said, "I AM ROBIN HOOD".

While they were competing, an aborigine man pass-by them.

He felt threaten because the woman from his tribe easily get married with outsiders. So because of responsibility, he participated into the competition. By using a blow-pipe and 150 metres distance, it's the aborigine man's turn, zzzuuupp!!!..prappp....

It went through the woman's head and she's dead. He said "I AM SORRY"

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Real Nobita

When I was a kid, I used to read Doraemon comic. The interesting part when reading Doraemon comic is you never get bored because it's fun, funny and Doraemon always came up with a new gadgets out of his pocket. Doraemon lived with Nobita who had an attitude of lazy and always dreaming. Doraemon was always there by his side when he's in trouble. Well, actually I never thought Nobita in real life because it's really hard to find the real one but this one is funny though. Now I'm hoping for Doraemon in real life.

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Lost Money


One day at a primary school, it was break time by that time and a primary 1 student was crying loudly. Then, his teacher came and asked:

Teacher: "Why are you crying?"
Student: "I lost my $10 money teacher"
Teacher: "It's okay, I'll give $10"

But the student was still crying and his teacher surprised.

Teacher: "Why are you still crying, kid? I just gave you $10"
Student: "Yes teacher..if only I didn't lost that $10, my money would be $20 now"
Teacher: "??!!!"

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Very Funny Falling



That was so funny and hilarious as hell!!

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Very Funny Bowling Fight



That was hilarious!!lol

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Extremely Funny Crazy People



That was crazy and funny as hell!!

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