Another funny story:
When a user asks in a chatroom: "Do you hear I'm playing Mp3?"
You simply answer: "Do you think I'm deaf?"
When they ask: "Why this room is not so fun?"
You say: "This is a graveyard, if you wanna have fun, go to hell"
When they ask: "My pc always hang, can you guys help me?"
You say: "Just throw your pc"